Resolutions.

I hate resolutions. You either want to do something or you don’t. I see no reason to wait for some arbitrary and capricious date to make some life-changing decision or to implement some behavior. However, as tradition and public opinion are decidedly against me, here are my resolutions:

• I resolve to eat less and work out more.
• I resolve to work smarter and not harder. 
• I resolve to take as much pressure off my wife as possible. 
• I will try to be  less sarcastic and more understanding.
• I will try to be more efficient, and…
• I resolve to stop making stupid lists, resolutions I likely won’t keep, and making resolutions just because it’s expected of me. 

Or not.